[pen_b]

Greetings:

I just wanted to let everyone know that after oh, a month and a half, they did manage to help me figure out my problem. The problem was actually a misordered .htaccess file on the server, blocking requests from the netblock the server is on in the wrong order with the allow for the server itself.

Thank you to Daniel for giving me a clue as to where to look, though he was convinced it was a firewall issue.